Young dude has his ass decimated by plank of hard wood
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Instead of being spanked by a plank of wood, we bet this twink wishes he received some wood instead.
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So what time is your flat?
It's like 5 something.
You should stay in a slum, dad.
You should have fun in New York.
Are you gonna stay in there for good or what?
Maybe. I don't know.
Why are you leaving? I still don't understand.
I don't know. I don't like it here. It's fucking shit.
It is shit.
I'm all packed up.
I don't have any smut to pick.
It's on my clothes.
I don't stink.
You have your... everything out of the bathroom?
It's... it's...
The light shine?
The light shine.
It's gonna be weird not, like, seeing you ***** all the time.
I know. I'm a powerful *****.
I'm gonna miss you, man.
Yeah. That sucks.
Yeah. I'm gonna miss you, too.
You took my Tiffany Playboy magazine?!
I'm sorry, man. I thought it was...
I thought we were friends!
We are friends, but that's my favorite issue.
No, but look! It's signed to me!
"To Ian, slide in. Love, Tiffany."
And you... you... you was trying to jack it for me!
You could have said, "Can I borrow it? I wouldn't let you."
But still.
I'm sorry. Shit.
No. That's not gonna cut it this time.
You need... I need to whoop your ass.
No, you can't whoop my ass.
I can't?!
No, you can't.
I'm not with Tiffany.
Why you all spazzing out and shit on me?
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Never mind. I'm sorry. I overreacted.
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