Ugly fat white chick performs striptease for the camera

The one where I'm like, I'm grabbing onto your leg and I'm looking for the camera.

I'm like, "Where's the camera?"

Hey guys, here's Lulu Garcia.

You've seen her before with Madeline, and now she's here,

and she wants to be the newest TNA chick.

Stand right here.

Lulu, can you stand up and tell us a little bit about yourself?

I am...

And how tall are you?

I'm 5'6" without boots, but when I have the furry monster boots, I'm about 5'8", 5'9".

I'm scared of those.

Arrrr.

And how big are your boobs?

They are 3/8 of a big C and a little d.

A big C and a little d. Can we see the big C and the little d?

Sure.

Arrrr.

I feel very well.

Did she tell you how scary I look naked?

She's warned me.

She's warned me that I might run.

I just mentioned that I wasn't even wearing a sweater.

I might cry. I might ********.

I'm prepared for it.

Prepared for whatever might happen.

Now, we've already seen you with Madeline, so we know you like girls.

So, are you bi?

Yes.