Street girl steals a bike but has to ride it back naked!

On the fucking public street.

What's happening, Cracky?

Hey! What's happening?

What a looking checklist.

What's with all this?

Yeah, check it.

Where did you get this from?

It's got suspensions.

It's fucking nice.

It's got back suspension, it's got front suspension.

Nice.

Where did you get it from?

More importantly, why the fuck have you got no clothes on?

You know, I don't.

I stole the bike.

I was stealing it.

Somebody left it outside a shop, so I was stealing it.

You mean you stole it back?

No, I stole it.

And there was some youths.

They caught me and they said, "Oi! Oi, you crookhead.

"Put it back."

And I said, "Fuck you."

And they grabbed my coat this day.

Oh!

"Take your clothes off."

You didn't have anything under there?

I had it all naked and we weren't saying anything.

Is that what it said?

So they kind of gave it to you as long as you did the day?

Yeah.

And they all laughed at me.

I was looking at my big butt.

It is a big butt, isn't it?

Go on then, Cracky, let's have a look.

They said to me, "Oh, go on, give the seat a little fuck."

***********, fuck off, I'm off now."

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