Stepdaughter’s BFF Says, I hope you and your penis have a really good fathers’ day!

Oh, that's so sweet.

You didn't have to do that.

I'm only your stepdad.

Well then you're like the best stepdaddy ever.

Hey, so I got you a card too.

Really? - Yeah.

What's in the box?

What the hell is this?

Wish I had a daddy like you.

Nice card.

You're so welcome.

I hope you and your penis have a really good Father's Day.

Yeah, thanks.

All right, well, I'm gonna go get ready for work.

I'll be back in time for dinner.

You girls have a good day.

We will.

Okay, what the hell was that about?

And what was that whole penis gag?

'Cause I can fuck him and you can't.

Okay, first of all, I can definitely fuck him.

I wouldn't have even known him if he hadn't married my mom.

He'd just be another guy on the street.

So you have a family sex fantasy.

I have an older men fantasy.

So I guess yours beats mine.

Yeah, yeah it does.

Hey, Mr. Damon, is there anything I can get you?

Um, no thanks, Ryan, I think I'm good.

Are you sure?

I could get you anything.

I could get you a beer or something.

Hey, Daddy, your hair's really messed up.

Do you want me to fix that for you?

Hey, do you like this new dress I just got?

I literally just got it yesterday.

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