Retro Is The Best 25

I'm not some J.C. Penny washing wear, you know.

I'm satin.

One hundred percent.

Not an ounce of acetate in me.

They're my frat brothers. I can't help it.

We don't want to see any pictures of men anyway.

Yeah, but I do.

Well, take a look at this.

Come on, baby.

Can I just jack you off instead?

It's all you ever wanted to do.

But it tastes funny.

It's a taste you gotta acquire. It's like...

beer, or anchovies, or...

Oh, yeah, the knees.

Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh, that feels good.

Don't stop. Don't stop.

You are going to tell me when you're going to come, aren't you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, if you come in my mouth, I'll never go out with you again.

I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Don't stop.

You're disgusting. - What?

You said you wouldn't come to my face. You promised.

You promised.

I didn't promise anything. I said I wouldn't come.

This is disgusting. My mother spent $100 on a dermatologist.

You're disgusting.

The adventures I've seen.

I'll never forget that first night. It was the Kurtmans' wedding night.

If you get my drift.

I'm a man. So baby, don't tell me no lies.

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