Pink Pussy Vibrator Thief Learns a Hard Lesson - LPO Shows No Mercy - Shoplyfter

You know, this is going to be easier

if you just take everything off.

You haven't seen anything that fits that shape.

Nope.

If we push this button.

Something wrong?

Nope.

There's a little humming from the phone.

Hmm, I wonder.

There are approximately 27 million

active shoplifters in our nation today.

American retailers lose $45 billion annually to theft.

We didn't do anything.

You're going to have to lose your trousers.

All right, well, I'll tell you what.

Let's go ahead and remove your clothes.

Let's see.

Is that coming from here?

Just remove the panties.

We both know what's going on.

What do we have here?

In the business of retail, there are

two separate but equally important parties--

the teen shoplifter that tries to steal the merchandise

and the loss prevention officer who stands in their way.

We got the thief.

Over.

Sure, that tickles, doesn't it?

Is that why you've been acting all funny

every time I push this button?

It's none of your business.

Oh, look at that.

And it fits perfectly.

We're just going to have to keep searching.

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