PHILAVISE-Mom has her way while step dad's away Xmas story

Cool dad.

I think it's finally time I'm getting that big promotion.

Oh that's great dad.

Oh look at the time.

Gotta go.

Clarence is waiting on me.

Oh yeah?

See you tonight honey.

See you tonight honey.

Alright son, in case I don't make it, hit the ball right out of the park.

Alright dad.

See you tonight.

See you tonight.

Patrick.

Yeah?

Your father tells me that you're having some problems with the girls at school.

Oh I don't know what you're talking about really.

Have you ever even had sex?

You're graduating high school this year.

You're 18 years old.

Well I don't, I actually, I don't know what you're doing.

Oh.

Oh.

It's time for you to become a man Patrick.

I don't think we should be doing this.

I don't know about this.

We should definitely be doing this.

We should have been doing this.

We really shouldn't be doing this.

Shut up you little pussy.

Oh no, I don't know about this.

I can't live in a house with two pussies.

I'm gonna make a man out of you.

No, no, no,... no,no.

Oh.

I've been waiting to get my cougar pawed by you for a long time.

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