One horny sistas knows how to work with two black dicks in the kitchen

Man, am I feeling old.

Damn, where's that lifeguard, Lindo?

He's fucking up again.

All right.

Moon puppy, moon puppy.

Hey, Lindo has a pager.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, look.

Get your ass down to Tower 13.

Now.

I don't care what you're doing.

Get down there now.

And when you get there, call me.

All right, call me.

Shit, pager.

I paged you, motherfucker.

Hold on, man.

I paged you.

Look, I don't want to hear it.

Look, I was talking about moon puppy.

Tower 13.

What happened to moon puppy?

Moon puppy.

Man, we was kicking.

I didn't know that was you paging me.

Look, the commissioner gave me shit

and shit goes downhill.

That leaves you at the bottom of the hill, son.

But it doesn't have to be like that.

You can be at the top of the hill with me,

a proud lifeguard serving the beaches everywhere.

But no, you want to hang out with me?

Moon puppy ain't playing.

All right, sir.

Sorry ain't gonna cut it, ***.

I'm gonna punch you in the right hand.

I apologize.

It'll never happen again, okay?

Never. - Hello.

Hello. - Hi.

I'm sorry to interrupt you.

I'm a new lifeguard from Newport Beach.

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