Oldie but Goldie -85-

One week, sir, if I please you.

Oh, and if you don't?

My company will replace me with another secretary immediately.

Okay. Take this letter to the messenger then,

and come back with a pad and pencil and prepare to take some station.

Yes, sir.

Okay.

Marooder and Sons.

Address is on file.

Dear Sam,

in accordance with those big boobs, uh...

Sir?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Recruiter and sons, address is on file.

Dear Sam,

Bids on the levee project were in accordance with those big boobs.

Sam?

Carol, I'm sorry, I can't concentrate.

It's your body, it's very distracting.

I don't think I'm going to be able to get any work done this whole week if you're going to be here.

I think maybe I'm going to have to replace you or something.

I'm sorry, don't take it personally like that.

Sam, you're very beautiful.

Please don't take it personally.

No.

I can never be in one place for more than one day.

Either I get ******** or I get fired.

Usually by the boss's wife.

I can see why.

But it's not fair.

I'm a good secretary.

I type 120 words a minute.

And I take perfect dictation.

And I can't hold a job.

Well, I'm sorry sir. I didn't mean to take it out on you like that, but it's just built up and built up and

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