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So last night was ladies night at this bar I like to go to.

It's a country bar.

They had a live show going on.

And I had a seat at the bar.

Went out to smoke a cigarette.

When I came back,

these two motherfuckers were sitting like in my spot.

So I kindly asked them if they would please give me my seat back.

They're like, "Oh, hey, Canadians. I love you, Canadians."

So they sat, they winged me.

One side on one side, one side on the other.

And I was like, "All right, that's fine."

So I sat down and talked.

So they ended up taking me back to their hotel.

One of them was married and he was very well behaved.

He didn't cheat.

But he did watch.

See, this is my problem.

If someone hasn't locked me down, I'm gonna fucking hunt you down.

It's a beautiful day.

Oh, neighbors coming home.

Happy.

Sometimes I wonder if my neighbors watch me.

It's fine if they do.

It's a good show.

I better be careful.

We have the neighborhood watch program.

Maybe they're watching.

I don't know.

There she is.

This is the magical beam.

Sit down right here.

Sit down.

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