My Step Sister Is Always Jealous of Me, So When I Hugged My Therapist in Our Double Session, I Knew She Would Too.

And you are?

Melody.

Melody, and?

Lily.

Oh, nice to meet you two.

So I want you to tell me a little bit about yourselves first.

My sister means a lot to me.

We do, you know, everything together.

I'm 19, she's 18.

I don't really understand why she would want to go

and do things by herself,

because isn't it more fun together?

What I'm catching on here

is that a little codependent.

But we used to do all kinds of fun things,

and I had to see you with that stupid boy all the time.

Melody, are you jealous of her boyfriend?

I don't know.

Let me just get a little closer.

Hold it here, I'll be in the between the both of you.

Okay.

And you know, we're doing a real life exercise here,

and I want it to be as realistic as possible for you two,

so you get past this rift you have, okay?

That's not how life works.

Yes, it's not an exercise.

Okay.

This is what I mean, see?

This is what I mean!

See, I've been trying to share.

Relax, why don't we work on the sharing right now?

Oh my God, you have a really big penis.

Now, this kind of sharing, I'm okay with.

See, we can do everything together like this.

Yeah, sharing.

So fucking hard.

Okay girls, it seems like we made some progress today.

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