Michelle is a funny Milf who likes to ride dicks

It's so close.

You don't like when I'm this close?

I'm doing good.

Where are you from, Michelle?

Um, I'm from Michigan.

Michigan?

Yeah.

Wow.

I'm a good Midwestern girl.

What happens in Michigan for fun?

Tell me, I want to know.

Cow tipping.

Cow tipping.

Okay.

And that's not pushing over fat girls like they did here in L.A.

We push over, actually.

So, cow tipping, yeah, and maybe hanging out at the mall on a weekend.

Mm-hmm.

And the movies, um, or the, um, oh, the parking lot up near the lake.

Just the parking lot.

The parking lot.

So, uh, so you were sexually active when you were back in, uh--

I wasn't.

You weren't?

I wasn't corrupt until I came here.

And then what happened?

I know I did get stuck.

Yeah, you're--

Now I'm a whore.

So you're kind of a whore.

That's where I was getting at.

So, Liz, speaking of whore, let me ask you something.

So how old are you?

I'm in my 30s.

Okay.

That's fine.

I'm not asking you to pinpoint anything.

Yeah, I'm in my 30s.

I'm in my mid-30s.

You're actually, uh, you actually look pretty good for a mid-30-something.

I actually, that's kind of like one of those compliments that kind of like are a little shaky.

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