I Cream With Genie 1

Oh my God, that's it. Quit drinking. That's it.

Holy shit!

Where did you come from?

I'm your everyday genie.

What are you doing here?

I come to serve you. You're my master.

What do you want with me?

Anything you want.

Anything I want?

Anything you want. Anything you wish.

Anything I desire?

Anything you desire. Anything and everything.

You came out of that lamp?

Yeah, I was in that lamp. And I was fucking.

How long were you in that lamp fucking?

I was fucking for the last two hours.

I was in that lamp for the last 8,000 years.

And I just served you?

Yes. So?

And you can grant me any wish that I want.

Anything you wish, you can have it.

I need a place to live.

An apartment?

An apartment will work.

Apartment!

Voila!

This is my apartment.

This is your apartment.

You wish for an apartment.

I know.

You have an apartment.

But it's empty now.

Empty, empty, empty, empty.

I think I need a bed.

You need a bed?

Right here, somewhere to sleep.

Somewhere to sleep.

And then that mattress I was ******** on.

Mattress is £3.

Bed.

My bed.

Yep.

Very good, Jeannie.

But while you were getting me the bed,

I already thought of something else

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