How to Pick up Milfs - Sienna West
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HOW TO PICK UP MILFS - SIENNA WEST
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Lovely country here. Lovely. Oh!
That's lovely. Hey! Hey!
I'm looking for my husband and my **** and I can't seem to find them anywhere.
Dressed like this?
You can't be hiking in heels and a sexy little outfit like this.
I really do go hiking but my husband asked, you know, it's our 34th anniversary and the **** are like so into it.
And I don't want to let them down so I figure, you know what, why not just go hiking with the **** but it's not my bag of tea.
What's your name, honey?
Sienna.
Sienna? You're dressed way too sexy to be out here hiking.
I'm not a hiker.
Yeah, I know but it's...
I don't like to hike. I'd rather be in a spa right now, getting a facial.
I'll tell him that I was going through some sort of oasis or something where I couldn't...
Exactly. You saw mirages, you were hallucinating.
He will never have to know.
Yeah, let's not tell him anything.
And knowing my husband and my ****...
Yeah, he won't believe it.
Good. Let's not tell him anything.
My **** won't either.
So I think we should do some things to really not tell him.
They know how clueless and retarded I am. They'll be like, "Mom!"
You got lost.
"You went to the bush again?"
Crazy mom.
I did. Sorry guys. Meanwhile, back on the ranch. I was like, "Yeah!"
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