Horny Hotwife Turns Out the Bible Salesman

Well, our Lord, the Bible.

Well, how about we go inside and we discuss this inside?

I could use some entertainment.

Okay, what would you like to know?

Okay, so you can come in.

Okay.

Well, ma'am, if you'd like to have a seat,

we can talk about the good old Bible.

Are you telling me to sit in my own house?

No, ma'am, that's not the case at all.

Oh, but, well, I am saving myself for the Lord.

Make life better for us and forgive us for our sins.

And just really making good on her for us.

Oh.

That's inappropriate, ma'am.

It's inappropriate?

That's inappropriate for you to stare at me

and get a heart on.

Have you ever had a girl touch your penis before?

No, I haven't.

Oh, you haven't?

Well, Jesus doesn't like that sort of stuff.

You've got a pretty big package.

Ma'am, that's--

We should thank him for the big penises

that he gives us.

Well, like I said, ma'am, it is inappropriate

to have sex before you're married, so.

I've always wanted to play with a virgin.

Put her mouth in your penis?

Uh, no.

This is totally not a crime.

What is it?

No.

You know, it feels good there, doesn't it?

Uh, yeah.

I bet you've got a lot of cum built up

in those big balls of yours.