Hard Soap, Hard Soap (1977)
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Another fun movie from the Golden Age. In this spoof of 70s soap operas, an everyday housewife tries to solve everyone's sex problems.
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No, it laid there like a dead fish.
My husband can't get it up and you want to joke.
Bye.
No crotch!
Lou, I'm eating.
Fred loved him.
Honey, how many times I gotta tell you it's the tops you're supposed to wear.
Gotta show 'em crotch.
With those tits, small wonder you can't get it up anyway.
Okay, okay, I'll shut up.
Tell me it's not me.
Comfort me.
Well, it's not you.
Good, I'm glad to hear that.
He needs my help. I've got to help him solve his problem.
Listen, your husband's a doctor, a psychiatrist. He can solve his own problems.
It's paranoid freaks like us that keep him in business, and you in cornflakes.
Four nights in a row. It just laid there, limp.
Well, Penny, he works hard. He's tired.
There's a solution. I know it.
Well, I don't doubt that, but it's not kill or cure time either.
It's my sex life. My marriage. I've got to solve it.
I have to borrow my panties?
It's at the office. Something's going on at the office that's causing this problem.
To cure, you must understand the nature of the problem.
Well, why don't we get clinical about it?
Lou, are you my friend?
Honey, we've been friends since dirt.
You've got to help. Please, go to the office.
He doesn't know you. You've only lived next door for a week.
Can I finish my coffee first? I'm vicious without it.
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