girlfriend comforts her friend by licking her asshole

I don't understand. He's such an asshole, but it makes me so sad just because we've been together for so long.

He doesn't deserve you.

I just, I don't get it. She's not even that pretty.

I know, I know. How does he even find this girl?

I have no idea. Apparently they've been talking on Twitter for weeks now.

Oh my god. You can do so much better. So much better.

I've just done so much for him.

You're just, you're so much better.

Thank you for...

You're so pretty and your eyes are so wonderful and you're gonna meet someone who's gonna take good care of you.

Thank you so much. You're such a great friend.

I'll always be here for you, you know that.

Thank you. I really appreciate it.

You're gonna be so much better off without him. You're so pretty and your hair is so wonderful and you don't even have extensions.

Like, it's all natural and you just, I think about you a lot. I'll always, I'll always be here for you like that.

You think about me?

Yeah.

Like what?

Variety of things, I guess. I mean, I know we're just best friends but I wouldn't mind kissing you.

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