dirty sweaty feet out of black flats

I can smell them.

Really? From up there?

All the way up there.

Wow.

They're very strong today, aren't they?

Strong? The scent?

Yes.

I've been in them since 8 o'clock this morning, and yeah.

What do you think they smell like?

They kind of smell like Doritos.

They do, don't they?

I think a lot of people would agree, too.

I would agree with that statement.

So do you ever come home after a long day, and you take your shoes off, and your feet stink up the room? Like, wow.

Uh, yeah. That happens a lot.

Almost every day.

You guys are roommates, right?

Uh-huh.

So, like, do you smell her feet often after a long day when she takes her shoes off? Can you smell them?

From all the way upstairs.

This is double whammy with her feet.

So both of you, like, have you ever come home and both of your feet were stinking equally as bad?

Or it was like a war, and it was like, wow, kind of funny or whatnot?

Yeah, I kind of enjoyed stinking.

It was pretty gross.

So do you think that these are your stinkiest shoes, or are some of your stinkiest?

No, they're definitely not my stinkiest.

Wow.

But they're really stinky.

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