Big black asses are ready to give their everything in an outdoors orgy

I'm gonna tell you a story about the inner city crack dip.

I ain't bullshitting.

What was his name?

It's a true story, it's based on a true story.

What's his fucking name?

Nah, nah, not Iceberg Snap.

This ace dog, and he had this strange obsession with ****.

He would grab ******* them to smoke crack.

It's horrible.

He would make them smoke crack

and he would lock them up in the closet,

real dark fucking closet.

How long did he leave them in there?

He'd leave them in there.

He would serve fucking ounces up under the door

and fucking crack pipe, and a lighter.

Five days, he was leaving them in there.

He left them in there until they came out

and they didn't know where they were.

They'd be going in here like,

waiting like fucking 180 pounds,

come out waiting like 99 pounds and shit.

It's horrible, man.

And they went to go arrest him.

And so on the way to take him to the pen,

the van got into a car accident.

So he escaped in some woods out here.

Yeah? - Yeah.

He's been on America's Most Wanted for the longest

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