Army girl is so excited having two cocks at the same time

Well, not as hard as it is.

Mate, look, I'm not being funny, look. That is fucking disgusting.

Right.

I mean, we do 50/50, yeah?

Right, you pay rent, I pay rent.

Yeah, let's keep it both, then.

Well, I've done my fucking fair share this week. I reckon you should fucking get your hand in.

Get old hoover out there and give it a good scrubber.

I'll tell you what, Bob.

What?

When I was coming in from work earlier, there was a lot of them scout, boy band, girly type people.

Boy band?

You know what I mean? Them girl things, one of the girls' guys.

Girl guys, yeah, yeah.

Locking doors and stuff. Why don't you come here?

We can do that.

It saves you doing it, it saves me doing it.

Yeah. We can pair in digestive biscuits, can't we?

Eh, what do you reckon?

I don't know. It's worth a try, isn't it?

Yeah, why not?

You'll be better staff than me.

Why don't you have a look outside and see if there's anyone there?

And if there is, bring them in.

Any particular type?

Just a nice fruity one, big tits.

Good lad.

Have a good day.

Just come in as well.

Good lad.

Are you the Bob John girl?

Yeah.

I couldn't have even got some jobs for you, would you?

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