A Logical Solution To THe Problem

Look, we're not going to solve nothing with you two fighting.

It's funny, it's starting to sound like we're married again.

I guess that's not so strange considering we still are married.

It's just a technicality.

Hey, I wanted to get a divorce just as badly as you did.

Why do you think I flew to that island in the first place?

I still can't believe your attorney didn't know that that divorce wasn't legal.

Yeah, but the important thing is that you two get a divorce legal this time.

My mom would die if she knew she paid for that big old wedding, and it wasn't even legal.

Well, if you're so anxious to get a divorce,

I suppose we could fly down to Haiti this weekend,

and by Monday morning we'd be divorced.

In fact, I double-checked this time.

Hey, if y'all are flying off to some island, I'm coming with you.

What's the matter, honey? You don't trust us?

Please! You two were married once!

We still are married. That's the problem.

Honey, you know I can't afford to fly us both down there.

We're having troubles making our bills now.

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